Monthly Archives: October 2009

happy halloween texts from last night (a)

(740): the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best. (914): I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man (703): I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge … Continue reading

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Looking for a lazy, semi-LTR (oldie but goodie from Alexander)

i am just glad to see that this comical personal ad is still around on the “best of criags”.  i love rereading it.  i’ve read it while in a relationship, during the drudges of breakups, and happily single.  and every time, i find … Continue reading

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moving in NY/extra andwelove hits/portland job scene/halloween fr:Alexander

hi suzy.  my first question is, how the hell does one move in new york city?  do you rent a car?  pay off a cabbie to let you take multiple trips?  borrow friends?  i guess ny-ers like you probably don’t … Continue reading

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wear it until someone tears it off me (suzyla)

I want a red dress. I want it flimsy and cheap, I want it too tight, I want to wear it until someone tears it off me. I want it sleeveless and backless, this dress, so no one has to … Continue reading

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buttered cat (suzy thought alex would like this)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox The buttered cat paradox is a joke paradox based on the tongue-in-cheek combination of two adages: Cats always land on their feet. Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. The paradox arises when one considers what would happen if … Continue reading

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beating records (by s)

and yesterday over 400 people on the blog. weird. cant be just porn ; ) maybe we are a worldwide trend. i will dip back into my religious studies; people f’ing LOVE the hare krishna page. and more world maps … Continue reading

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Share Our Wealth…. (suzy)

Wiki: “Share Our Wealth was a movement begun during the Great Depression by Huey Long, a governor and later United States Senator from Louisiana. The key planks of the Share Our Wealth platform included: 1. No person would be allowed … Continue reading

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